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Prince: Fairy godmother, the princess I was supposed to marry is a lesbian. Can’t you fix it so that she falls in love with me?Fairy Godmother: Certainly! Abracadabra!The Princess formerly known as Prince: This isn’t what I had in mind! 000Princess: Any chance we can hook up with Cinderella?Other Princess: Sorry. She only likes guys who have big balls. Princess: What about her stepmother and stepsisters?Other Princess: The last I heard they were suffering from the black plague because someone was keeping pigeons, rats and mice as pets and feeding them from the kitchen. 000Princess: At church today the preacher said that in the afterlife lesbians go down below are chained up together for all eternity and whipped.Other Princess: What happens if we’re bad?000Princess: Father, my room was visited last night by the ghost of a beautiful woman!The King: What did you do?Princess: The other princess and I got sheet faced! 000Princess: What kind of flesh are my girlfriend and I allowed to eat on Fridays?Priest: None!Sister Agnes: Oh thank god, that’s such a relief to know! Other Princess: She was afraid we’d done something wrong. 000Prince Charming: What are you two doing with my wife?!Snow White: See? I told you he wouldn’t know.000Prince: I know you two aren’t ever going to love me, but is there any chance you might consider a three-way?Princess: Sure, let’s just check our schedule. Other Princess: We have an opening some time between When Hell Freezes Over and When Monkeys Fly Out of My (censored). Should we pencil you in?000Princess: Mother, do you think this dress the other princess gave me is too low cut?Queen: That depends dear. Do you have a patch of curly hair on your chest?Princess: Of course not!Queen: Then yes, it’s too low cut. 000Princess: I have solved all of our kingdom’s tax problems. Other Princess: How?Princess: A funny little man just spent three nights spinning tons of straw into four huge rooms full of gold for me. Other Princess: Why did he do that?Princess: He said that in exchange he would return and take my first born child. Both: HAHAHAHAHAHA!000Princess: What should we do tonight?Other Princess: I feel like eating out. 000Sister Agnes: Last night the two lesbian princesses found me in the garden, threw me to the ground, and made wicked love to me all night long. We must have committd a dozen different sins! Can you give me penance?Priest: Go and eat a lemon. Sister Agnes: Will that cleanse my soul?Priest: No, for that you have to repent. But it will wipe that smile off your face. 000Wendy Darling: If God did not want me to be a lesbian he wouldn’t have filled the ocean with topless mermaids. 000Witch: So what’s it like being the godmother of two lesbian princesses? Does that mean you have to grant twice as many wishes? Fairy Godmother: Not really. They dress each other, they give each other jewelry, they always have a date to the ball, and if one of them needs a carriage the other one picks her up in hers. Once I refused to turn all the men in the kingdom to women, give all of the women H-cup breasts, or hand out love potions they pretty much left me alone.000Wendy Darling: If God didn’t want me to be a lesbian he wouldn’t have filled the ocean with topless mermaids.
